Fourteen Days, Three Thousand Three Hundred Forty-One Pages

Which works out to about 238 or 239 pages per day.

What am I talking about? Reading the Harry Potter books (the first six) prior to the release of the final book. I normally don’t start through the books until after (sometimes well after) the release of the newest book. But given what could possibly take place in book seven, and how difficult it will be to shield myself from all the spoilers in the media, I figure I better be read up and ready to go when the seventh book is released.

For definitive insight:

While we wait perhaps we can all enjoy these howlers from the Onion:
Children, Creepy Middle-Aged Weirdos Swept Up In Harry Potter Craze
J.K. Rowling Ends Harry Potter Series After Discovering Boys
J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape (video link)
New Harry Potter Film Turns Children On To Magic Of Not Reading